Load of Garbage

People who have bought this program and claim that theyve experienced anything other than a mild buzzing in the ears are either lying, or really easily confused by the powers of suggestion.
Ive played through 5 different "doses" now, and found that they left me with the same feeling: extreme anger at the fact that I was ever foolish enough to invest in this app, knowing preemptively that its a likely fraud.
No people, you cant get a euphoric high from listening to an undulating audio buzz, the most youll get out of this is a slight migraine.
If you feel anything, its powers of suggestion, like a party "hypnotist" or political propaganda. So heres a suggestion: Wake up, slap yourself in the face for buying this app (I know I have), and quit deceiving yourself into thinking that this has any actual transcendental value.

PS: I love how upon opening the app, youve included a disclaimer saying that these super-ultra-science-euphoria-miracle-happy-waves have NO ACTUAL EFFECT, but failed to include that same disclaimer anywhere on the apps page.
Kudos to you, my friends, now I want to go rate every 99 cent app with a 4 star.

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